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No matter who wins the election, we will have a left-handed President. Watching the debate last night, it finally hit me that we'd have a left-hander no matter what, which is great by left-handed me.

I did some poking around, and I learned that not since the three-way left-handed race between George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and H. Ross Perot has the country been guaranteed a left-handed leader. Did you know Al Gore was left-handed, too? Maybe we should vote like this: Vote for the left-handed candidate unless he is Republican. If we were to vote like that, we'd get Clinton, Gore, and Obama.

Other left-handed Presidents: James Garfield, Harry Truman and Gerald Ford. And possibly Herbert Hoover.

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