Music Video:
Beyonce and Beyonce and Justin Timberlake
"Single Ladies" (1:56)
This is the real video mixed with the SNL parody.

Watch them all after (you guessed it) the jump.

In case you missed it, here's John McCain selling his campaign on QVC with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. Special guest appearance by Cindy.

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Daily Song:
Pink "Please Don't Leave Me"
And check out Pork's review of Pink's new album in Listen Up (New Music Tuesday)

Television:
SNL does Mad Men with Jon Hamm, the hot guy. (5:32)

Politics:
James Kotecki demonstrates once again why he should get out of political satire. (2:36)

Movies:
In a Halloweens special, After Elton's Angry Puppy reviews the terrifying Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull DVD.

Music Video:
Christina Aguilera's "Keep Getting Better" (3:02)

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Daily Song:

Pink - Please Don't Leave Me

Television:

SNL does Mad Men with Jon Hamm, the hot guy.(5:32)

Politics:

James Kotecki demonstrates once again why he should get out of political satire. (2:36)

Movies:

http://www.afterelton.com/blog/brianjuergens/angry-puppy-video-blog-vlog-38-spooky-vision-halloween
In a Halloweens special, After Elton's Angry Puppy reviews the terrifying Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull DVD.

Music Video

Christina Aguilera's "Keep Getting Better" (3:02)

Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women (The hot guy from Mad Men)
Jerry Lewis likes to call people "fags."

Barack Obama offers Jennifer Hudson some kind words

Zac Efron tops . . . whatever he wants. But in this case, the box office. When, exactly, did he stop being a boy and start looking like a man?

The father of molecular gastronomy gives an interview

SF streetcar to be dedicated to Harvey Milk

Saving you from drowning in a sea of passwords -- a picture

This week's Tennis Ad-in/Ad-out column by Jon Wertheim

Dan Savage hosts HUMP! - the annual amateur porn festival.

Judy Shepard, Matthew Shepard's mother, is honored with Cronkite award

I loved this article on the Antikythera machine, the 2000 year old computer.

Maybe William Shatner will be invited to George Takei's first anniversary?
Chicago is on the ball. Homeless shelters to get gay training. Between this and the gay high school, Obama's home state shows us how it's done.

The illusion of movement in these colored circles is just an illusion. No, really. They aren't moving.

You missed you some Maddow today? Don't worry because we have your Rachel Maddow in GQ!

Patti Labelle at Splash last night

Obama on SNL?

The Road, starring Viggo Mortenson and based on the brilliant book by Cormac McCarthy, has been moved to 2009.

People growing up watching black and white television dream in black and white. I don't know if I buy this or not, but if it's true, I'm looking forward to 3D TV even more.

Pink interview: "I wanted being a performer to change my life, but I didn’t want to let it change who I was."



I'm not an expert, but I don't think this is how this game is played.

Janice Dickinson's models get a Parke and Ronen gig.
More Maddow. Rachel Maddow doubles the audience for her cables new show

Gruesome new show from Survivor's Jeff Probst. The show, Live Like You’re Dying, will feature a person who has been given a terminal diagnosis with a finite amount of time to live and “take them on the last adventure of their life,” according to Probst.

Top 10 most underappreciated horror movie deaths

Hollywood adjusts to new economy

Palin failed on SNL? According to these women she did.

AskMen.com's Top 49 Most Influential Men for 2008. . . Makes me wonder if there's going to be a Bottom 49. Nothing wrong with flipping.

The Torchwood boys make out off set . . . too.

It's not the radiation. Nope. It's the nickel that'll get you!

And, yeah, Madonna and Guy are fighting. Madonna likes to watch, apparently.

This was disappointing. I love Kristen Wiig, and she's done her dead-on Suze Orman's impersonation before. But why was Orman's sexuality used as a punchline? Again? This isn't the first time Orman's sexuality has been pointed out in order to produce laughs. Enough with that already. Being gay isn't funny. It is not a joke, and it is not a punchline. SNL usually gets it right, but this one hit a sour note. Knock it off.

(I couldn't find the clip from this past Saturday. I'll keep looking. It's not even available on the NBC website -- maybe they got some complaints.)

SNL received its highest ratings in 14 years when Gov. Sarah Palin appeared on the show on October 19 and danced along while a pregnant Amy Poehler rapped (surprisingly convincingly) as a stand-in for the governor.

Here are the lyrics:

"one two three . . .

my name is sarah palin
you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

. . . i’m jeremiah wright
cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

The complete lyrics after the jump.

"one two three . . .

my name is sarah palin
you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold

i’m jeremiah wright
cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis a
thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks
in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’
you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]

mccain, palin,
gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mull humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo palin, i’m out!"

This was rumored for the past few weeks, but it's been confirmed that Governor Sarah Palin will be appearing on SNL this weekend. Palin has said, "I love her, she's a hoot and she's so talented. It would be fun to meet her, imitate her and keep on giving her new material."

Via Jossip, it looks like Sarah Palin is going to be appearing on SNL. The next stop? The View!

This SNL skit was censored. It's not especially funny, and the Barney Frank impersonation could have been a lot funnier. Even with all the brilliance going on with Tina Fey, there have been some missteps. New York Magazine reports that "NBC's lawyers took issue with an onscreen caption that ran under the names of real-life billionaires Herbert and Marion Sandler (portrayed on SNL by Darrell Hammond and Casey Wilson): 'People who should be shot.'"